I think I'll go for dapper

Models from the 1950s

Whoa! Can you believe that there was a time when wearing your actual dress size was in and you could tell the difference between sexes?!Is it really that hard these days to look as if you care about yourself? To look as if you'd like to have a career at some point in time? To look as if you werent raised in a barn yard? To make good long lasting impressions by simply wearing a belt with your britches? To not go outside with your sleep scarf on looking like youre about to fight someone? To be the only one who knows what color undies you put on in the morning?
In the words of Marvin "What's going on?"

**Please excuse my rant